Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Insane Waterslide Jumper Risks Breaking His Sphincter
Any waterslide experience you've ever had pales in comparison to this one.
Michael Phelps Didn’t Race a Real Shark and People Are Madder Than a Great White
This most certainly did not live up to the hype.
Boneheaded Play Leads to Minor Leaguer Hitting the All-Too-Rare Infield Triple
The triple is one of the most exciting and unheralded hits in baseball. Until now.
MMA Fighter Needs Only 4 Seconds to Knock Out Overmatched Opponent
In the time it takes you to read this, an MMA fighter started and finished a fight.
Alarm Clock Trapped in Wall Has Been Going Off for 13 Years. Homeowners Somehow Still Sane…
"If these walls could talk" isn't that far off.
Armpit Tattoos Are a Hot New Trend We May (But Probably Don’t) Need
Tattoos are going to a place you may not expect to see them.
Watch a Smart Car Snugly Fit Inside a Convenience Store
Forget Amazon or eBay or any of those online destinations -- this may be the future of shopping.
Man Who Robbed Bank to Avoid Wife Sentenced to Home Confinement
This punishment definitely fits the crime.
Hawaii Offers Scholarship to 5th Grade QB (Yes, 5th Grade)
Is this what they mean when they say teams are getting younger?
That’s Gotta Hurt: Man Has 28 Pounds of Poop Removed From His Colon
Talk about being backed up.