Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
This Guy’s Mug Shot Is Pure Bonkersness
Guilt may not be written all over his face, but lunacy sure is.
Cheapskate Wants You to Buy Engagement Ring for Him on GoFundMe
Love don't cost this guy a thing.
Classy Woman Arrested After Threatening to Poop on Officer
This woman is in deep, well, you know.
Today's winner of the day is Kristina Roberts, an 18-year-old from Manchester, N.H., who threatened to go number two on a cop's leg while the officer tried to arrest her after responding to a noise complaint in the wee hours of Monday morning...
Shirtless Lunatic Devours Pancakes in the Middle of Busy Road
This guy found himself in a sticky situation.
Enormous 2-Foot-Long Pizza Slice Redefines Filling
Your eyes may be bigger than your stomach when you look at this.
Sickly Talented Boy Turns His Entire Head a Terrifying 180 Degrees
We don't know if this kid's got a good head on his shoulders, but we do know he's got a creaky one.
‘Wheel of Fortune’ Contestant Makes Embarrassing ‘Streetcar Named Desire’ Fail
Guess not everyone is a fan of Tennessee Williams.
Hilarious Penis-Shape News Bloopers Will Leave You (Well) Hung-ry for More
Live news is so unpre-dic-table.
Energized Twin Toddlers Party Like Rock Stars After Bedtime
Getting little ones into bed can be hard. Getting them to fall asleep can be downright impossible.
These 5 Hilarious Tips for Doing Taxes Will Definitely Get You Audited
If you don't know a 1040 from a 10-speed, you're in luck.