3 of the Most Absurd, Over-The-Top Bloody Marys in Wisconsin

Wisconsin takes Bloody Marys to a level so outrageous that even I, a sworn enemy of tomato juice, have to respect the craft. Let’s be clear: I hate Bloody Marys. The thought of sipping cold, spiced-up V8 with vodka? No, thank you. But the towering, snack-laden monstrosities that some Wisconsin bars serve alongside them? Now that’s an art form I can get behind.

I braved the land of celery salt and Clamato to bring you three of the most absurd, over-the-top Bloody Marys in Wisconsin. Do I want to drink them? Absolutely not. But do I want to eat everything that comes with them? Oh, you better believe it. Let’s dive into the madness.

Smashed on the Rocks Saloon in Algoma

I had to look up where Algoma, Wisconsin is located, until today I had never heard of it. I grew up in Madison and Algoma is very far from there. Algoma is a beautiful little town on Lake Michigan northeast of Green Bay.

I can't even attempt to keep track of all that's going on in this Bloody Mary.

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St. Paul Fish Company in Milwaukee

Just as a Bloody Mary from a seafood joint should be!

St. Paul Fish Company is located inside the Milwaukee Public Market at 400 N Water St.

Thanks to Only in Your State for tipping me off on these first two. The third, and in my opinion the MOST ridiculous Bloody Mary is being poured at -

Sobelmans in Milwaukee

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