Rosa Acosta Is Your Babe of the Day
Rosa Acosta is voluptuous, vivacious and vaparicious. That last one may not be a real word, but rhythmically we think it works there, so we're gonna leave it. You know exactly what it means anyway, don't you?
Aside from those fine characteristics, Rosa's also a bit of a goofball, as shown by her professed love of elbows and scar kissing. We're not sure if those two things are connected, but any Major League pitchers who've had Tommy John surgery may want to look Rosa up.